Theater Schmeater

Seattle Premiere

Jihad Jones and the Kalashnikov Babes

by Yussef El Guindi


A trip into the heart of darkeness: Hollywood. This masterful comic concoction mixes terrorists and starlets, fast paced dialog, current affairs and the inexorable logic of show business into an unforgettable voyage into the soul of the entertainment industry. A journey not suited for the faint of heart, but for those who yearn to laugh last.

Directed by
Steve Cooper

Performance Dates and Times
January 15 – February 13, 2010
Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, 8PM

Ticket Prices
General: $18 in advance, $21 at the door
Student/Senior: $15 in advance, $18 at the door
TPS: $10 at the door
18 and under always free
Thursdays are pay what you can at the door!

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Theater Directions

Theater Schmeater's lobby
Theater Schmeater is easy to find and easy to get to. Located on Capitol Hill in Seattle on Summit Avenue between Pike and Pine, it is a 3 minute cab ride or 10 minute walk from most of downtown – and we are just 4 blocks east of the Convention Center. Our address is:
Theater Schmeater
1500 Summit Ave.
Seattle, WA 98122
(206) 324-5801 View Map

Public Transport
Bus routes 7,10, & 11 stop right at Pine and Summit (around the corner from Theater Schmeater) coming from downtown or Capitol Hill. And bus routes 14 & 43 stop at Bellevue and Pine, just a brief walk up the hill on Pine brings you to our door.
If you drive, street parking is tight on Friday and Saturday nights. But, if you arrive around 6pm, and go to dinner, you shouldn’t have much trouble finding a free spot. WE DO NOT RECOMMEND PARKING IN THE GARAGE across the street from the theater. This is now a private, permit-only lot, and should you find your way into it, you will have difficulty getting back out. There is a $65 fee charged by its owners to open the garage after hours. A recommended alternative is the lot located at Summit and Pike, just south of the corner intersection, adjacent to the C-K Graphics building. This lot is $5 in the evenings, and doesn’t close.
From Downtown
Go East on Pike
Left on Summit
Theater Schmeater is on the right.
From I-5 Northbound
Take the Olive Way Exit
Right on Bellevue
Left on Pine
Right on Summit
Theater Schmeater is on the left.

From I-5 Southbound
Take the Stewart/Denny Exit
Make a left on Denny at the second light and go up the hill.
Right on Bellevue
Left on Pine
Right on Summit
Theater Schmeater is on the left.


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